Overview
THIS IS THE, CLOSEST POSSIBLE, MIGHT BRAZILIAN DECK, TO FIGHT ALONG WITH NATO AND CRASH THESE MARXIST BASTARDS!
MIGHT BRAZILIAN LOGISTIC
FIRST OF ALL, THE MIGHT TACON, YOU HAVE TO PRETEND THAT THEY ARE AWESOME BRAZILIANS THAT KNOW CAPUEIRA AND LIKE TO EAT BEANS WITH RICE, AND THEY HAVE ULTIMATE HIGHTECH RADIOS WITH THEM.
SECOND, WE HAVE THE OLD BUT GOOD PUMA 330L LOGISTIQUE, A OLD PEACE OF TECHNOLOGY SELLED FOR BRAZIL FOR SOMETHING LIKE 2 BILLION DOLLORES, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS DEALS WITH FRANCE. AND BRAZIL IS RICH ENOUGH TO PAY IT, SO DEAL WITH IT.
THIRD, YOU WILL NEED A FOB, AND WE ARE STILL USING FRENCH EQUIPMENT, AS OUR MAIN SELLER.
AS FOR LAND SUPLY VEHICLE, WE HAVE TO USE THE M38 6X6 AMERICAN, YEAH, YOU CAN TASTE THE FREEDOM WITH THIS TRUCK, SOME BRAZILIANS MANAGED TO DESTROY A WHOLE DIVISION OF T90MS WITH IT IN THE PARAGUAI WAR, BACK THERE IN THE 70’S.
INFANTRY HUE
AS FOR INFANTRY, YOU CAN HAVE THE AWESOME RIMA WITH THE PANTHER (PANTERA) HELICOPTER, TO GET FAST IN THE FRONT LINE, YOU CAN MAKE IT FASTER THAN THE OLD SOVIET RELIC MI-24, YOU ALSO CAN HAVE THIS BADASS NICK NAME “PANTHER” AS YOUR MAIN TRANSPORT HELICOPTER.
THE WHY TO USE RIMAS? WELL, THEY HAVE THE SG-542, IT LOOKS LIKE A FN-FAL, THE MAIN BRAZILIAN RIFLE, AND THEY COME WITH PANTHER HELICOPTER.
SECOND WAY TO GET IN THE FRONT IS USING THE MIGHT M113, YOU CAN CLIMB MOUNTAINS, GO THROUGH RIVERS, NOTHING CAN STOP THE M113, NOT EVEN A ROUND FROM A T80 PAPER TANK. YOU ALSO GET RIFLEMANS, USING THE GREAT VIKING AT-4 AS ANTI TANK SHELL.
BRAZIL USE AT-4 AND M113, SO THATS WHY I CHOOSE THIS UNIT.
A GOOD ARMY, NEEDS MANPADS, THATS WHY BRAZIL BUY ONLY THE BEST PEACE OF EQUIPMENT, THE GOOD AND OLD RBS70, WITH A GOOD RANGE, THAT CAN KILL ANY
OF THE SOVIET AND ARGENTINIAN HELICOPTERS IN THE BATTLEFIELD.
BRAZIL ALSO HAVE AMAZING GUIDED ANTI TANK, WITH HIGH ARMORED PIERCING ROUND, AND ALSO FROM FRANCE, THIS ONE WAS ONLY 20 MILLIONS DOLLORES EACH, FRANCE ALWAYS MAKES GOOD DEALS WITH BRAZIL.
THE PHOTO UNDER THIS TEXT, IS A BRAZILIAN AIMING THE MIGHT ERYX, IN A ANACONDA IN DOWNTOWN RIO DE JANEIRO, SHE ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO, AND IT WAS TERRORIZING OUR CITIZENS, LATER IN THIS DAY PELE (THE FOOTBAL PLAYER) KILLED HER WITH A FOOTBALL BALL RIGHT IN HER HEAD.
FOR THE LAST INFANTRY, YOU CAN USE THE MIGHT BRAZILIAN MARINES, THEY USE THE LVT-A1.
IN THIS PHOTO, BRAZILIAN MARINES GET DOWN IN DRUG WAR IN RIO DE JANEIRO.
SUPPORT UNITS
KEEPING THE GERMAN TRADITION, WE BOUGHT GEPARDS-A1 TO DEFEND OUR WORLD CUP STADIUMS FROM POSSIBLE TERRORIST ATTACKS COMING FROM ARGENTINA AND PARAGUAI, OUR INTELIGENCE SERVICE WAS GATTERING INTEL ON A ARGENTINIAN TERRORIST CELL ACTING IN RIO DE JANEIRO, THEY WERE PLANING TO TAKE DOWN ONE OF OUR STADIUMS USING A ANCIENT TECHNOLOGY, BUT OUR “ELITE SQUAD” KILLED THEM ALL.
AS FOR AA, THE GEPARDS-A1:
THIS IS A REAL TIME ARGENTINIAN-SOVIET ATTACK ON OUR BRAZILIAN BORDER, THEY WERE TRYING TO KIDNAPE BRAZILIAN WOMENS TO USE AS SLAVES, BUT OUR MIGHT GEPARD SAVED THE DAY:
ALSO THE ROLLAND, ONE OF THE OLDES BRAZILIAN AA:
AS FOR ARTYLLERY THE M109A1, THAT WAS A AMERICAN GIFT FOR US BRAZILIANS BECAUSE CARMEM MIRANDA SINGED FOR BILL CLINTON BACK IN THE 70’S, AFTER THAT DAY OLD BILLY WASNT THE SAME ANYMORE, ALLWAYS LOOKING FOR BLACK HAIR WOMENS TO WORK IN HIS OFFICE:
BRAZILIAN TANKS
THE GOOD THING IS THAT BRAZILIANS ARE SMART, THEY KNOW THAT THE BEST TANKS COMES FROM GERMANY, THATS WHY WE HAVE THE BEST NONE-EXPENSIVE TANK IN OUR ARMORED BRIGADES, THE GOOD LEOPARD 1-A5, CAPABLE TO KILL THE MOST EXPENSIVE SOVIET PAPER TANK, ALSO THE WITH BRAZIL UPGRADE KNOW AS SAMBA CANNON (CANHÃO DE SAMBA), AFTER THE CANNON SHOOT THE ENEMY TANK GETS DOWN IN A WILD DANCE COMPETITION WHITH BRAZILIAN TANKERS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WARZONE, AND BRAZILIANS DANCERS ALWAYS WIN, THATS WHY SAMBA CANNON IS THE ULTIMATE TECHONOLY IN ALL ARMORED FRONTS.
TO KEEP THE TRADITION OF THE GERMAN ARMY, BRAZIL ALSO INVADED POLAND IM MIDDLE 80’S TO GET THE RIGHT TO ADD THE “POLAND BANNER” IN THE TURRET OF THE LEOPARDS. THE INVASION ONLY LASTED 2 YEARS, BECAUSE WE STARTED TO BUILD OUR STADIUMS TO THE 2014 WORLD CUP, THEM WE TAKED OUT OUR TROOPS FROM POLAND AND ADD THEM TO THE AMAZON RIVER AND BRAZILIAN BORDER.
WE ALSO USE A GOOD AMERICAN TANK, SELLED TO US FOR ONLY 10 US DOLLORES, YEAH, VERY CHEAP TANK, WE EXCHANGED FOR BRAZILIAN PINNEAPLES AND SOME BRAZILIAN COCONUTS, AMERICANS ARE HAPPY WITH OUR FRUITS AND VEGETABLES.
ALSO OUR GLORIOUS MARINES USES THE MIGHT M41A1 TANK, CHEAP AND VERY GOOD TO SMASH T80 PAPER TANKS:
HUECON UNITS
AS FOR RECON WE HAVE THE SQUIERREL (ESQUILO), LARGELY USED IN BRAZIL AIR FORCE, FOR TRAYNING AND OF COURSE RECON.
SPECIAL FORCES IN THE MIGHT PUMA HELICOPTER, THEY LOOK LIKE THIS:
AND M113 MULTI PURPOSE, THIS RECON UNIT IS USED IN AMAZON RIVER DAY AND NIGHT PATROL.
HUELO UNITS
AS FOR HELO, THE MIGHT VIETNAM WAR SURVIVOR, THE HOG, OR AS THE BRAZILIANS CALL “SAPÃO” WITH ROCKETS ON THE SIDE.
THIS HELICOPTER IS LARGELY USED BY BRAZILIAN ARMY, FOR ANY KIND OF PATROL OR ANYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE.
BRAZILIAN AIR FORCE AKA FAB
AS FOR A LIGHT BOMBER, THE BRAZILIAN NAVY SKYHAWK, ARMED TO KILL ANYTHING IN ONLY ONE PASS, IT CAN OBLITERATE ARGENTINIANS T90S WITH ONLY ONE PRECISE BOMBING RUN, THIS BOMBER WAS USED IN POLAND IN THE MISSION “SENDING POLAND TO SPACE”, IT WAS USEND IN A LARGE SCALE, AND NOT A SINGLE ONE WAS DESTROYED IN THE OPERATIONS.
AS FOR FIGHTERS WE HAVE THE MIGHT F-5, THE LEGEND THAT ENGANGED A F-22 IN A BRAZILIAN/NATO/ EXERCISE BACK IN 2012, AND MIRAGES 2000, AND MIRAGE ARMED WITH BOMBS, THE ONES THAT DEFEND OUR GREAT LAND, ALSO DEFEND OUR UNCORRUPT PRESIDENTS.
BRAZILIAN DECK EXPORT
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THIS IS THE CODE FOR THE BRAZILIAN DECK.
FINAL THANKS
OK GUYS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR READING ALL THIS, IT WAS MADE TO BE FUN, I DIDN’T USE PROPER ENGLISH TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE FUNNY 😀
I’M A BRAZILIAN AND I APROVE THE BRAZILIAN DECK!